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| 10/22/01 I watched Office Space the other night. That is the best movie ever. After "Girls Gone Wild" of course. hee hee hee hee hee. There was this really funny part on it. "I got a hot date tonite you guys. I think i might show her my O-Face. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah! You know what I'm talking about." Then I was watching this show on the WB and I think it was "Off Centre" (that's the right spelling) but I'm not sure. Anyway, for some reason all the people had somehow contracted Crabs. Ha ha. And this guy looks in his pants and goes "I have Crotch Phesants!" Then on Office Space again this guys asks this other guy "What would you do with a million dollars?" "Two chicks at once." Ok now it's time for what Iike to call "Venting Time". Do you know how much I HATE being in General Math? I hate it more than Hitler. I hate it more than Sudam Hussein. I hate it more than OSAMA BEN LADEN! I do! I HATE general math! Mr. Van deer can't get over the fact that I do'nt like to kill animals and always has to challenge me, I have to take it next year while everyone else is in Algebra 2 and I either am confused by all the crap that's supposed to make it "easier" (becuz he tries to treat us like babies and I totally get it so I don't need the "easier" way but I have to do it anyway.) I scored 94 on my Math total for ITBS. I think the reason I'm not in it is because I recently learned that the math teacher had to determine whether all the people were "mature enough" to be in Algebra. Ms. stupid Chizek (who used to be my favorite teacher up until now) said I wasn't "mature" enough to be in it I guess. That is my bigget fucking pet peave. "He isn't ready for this." "You're not old enough." "You're not smart enough." "You need more goals." "We need somone more reliable than you." FUCK YOU! 9/8/01 Hey all. SO my friend Jackie Osborn told me she owuld die of AIDS or Cancer or something like that if I didnt update this journal. Oh well. I hope she does. She's a bitch. HA HA HA HA. just joking Jackie. I wouldn't wnat you to die of AIDS or Cancer i'd want you to die of Tiburculosis. So I recently discovered band CAN be fun after all since none of us actually listen to the bnad teacher and BJ pretends the end of my bassoon is a cock and me and Tobin exchange funny remarks and Jackie laughs at the Andy/BJ love match going on. Then I exchange a laugh or 2 with the trumpets Liz and Kim and I look back at Claire and Chelsey and tell them to play whatever their drum instrument is louder and then it goes from there. And then at the end I'll bang the end of my bassoon on Andy's head on purpose and call it a day. 9/16/01 Hey all. Wow it's been a long time since my last entry. Oh well. I've just had nothing to write about. But now I do. Have you seen Rat Race? I saw it about 2 weeks ago and I give it 4 stars it rocked. There was a really funny part I have to tell you about. So this guy has been abanded half naked in a desert. He finally finds a rest stop and he need some clothes so he goes into a bathroom and there's a guy he's never met in there b4 and he says "There's a woman out ther having a baby! We need your shirt so she can have a pillow!!" "Of course!" "We need your pants too!" "For what?" "For...um....the placenta!" "Of course!!" "We need your under shirt too!" "For what?" "For the afterbirth!!" "Of course!" "We need your hat too!" "My hat? Why?" "For....For...Um...Uh...THE VAGINA!!!!!" "OH MY GOD!!!! OF COURSE!!!!" 10/9/01 So I have been hearing many jokes about butts. For instance, I was watching Real World and they were talking about kissing ass and this girl goes "Being in a person's butt does not mean you have a mutual relationship with them!" Then I was watchin SNL and they were playing "Who Wants To Be My Skank?" and they were having a contest on who was the skaniest. And they go : "Skank Number One: Where is the weirdest place you have ever had sex?" "That would be...In the butt - -ler's pantry of the Playboy Mansion!!" "Skank Number 2? Same question." "I did it once in the ass- - pen bar for skiers!" "Skank Number 3? Same Question." (This is played by the mom on the tv show The Brady Bunch) "That would be right down the old Hershey Highway - - right out of old Hershey Texas....." 10/7/01 hey again peeps what is up. hmm why did I put a period instead of a question mark? it's the long standing question that will haunt us forever....ha ha so I was watching this show and they were talking about histor yand they said "this took place in the minstrel period." get it? MINSTREL? Yeah you guys know what I'm talking about.... 10/05/01 So hey everybody and once again welcome back to my journal that I'm sure you are getting butterflies jsut think about. Ya know what makes me mad? The fact that everytime I turn on Mtv, Nsync's (ohmigod right?) new video is on. WHEN BRITNEY SPEARS'S VIDEO HAS ONLY BEEN IN MY PRESENCE ONCE IN REGULAR ROTATION. I've vented now I feel better. In related news (yeah right) I got back in touch with Blake Thompkins. He's a cool guy. He's Madonna's biggest fan and hd her Erotica album at school and his school is a Catholic school and they had a locker search and they took it away from him. Unfair huh? 10/02/01 So sorry Lindsey if you keep coming back to read this and there's nothing here for a few days. See, I have this thing called a life? You might have heard of it. lol j/k. I guess that's just the difference between you and me. lol. So a lot of my friends (Tobin, Alec, and others...) havde decided to cpopy and get their own site. If they are good and I decide to put them on my "links" thing, then I hope you all remember what site gave you hope and invigorance and perceveirence. 9/28/01 so me and my friend Derek were talking about Lesbians and I remembered something my friend maggie told me awhile ago. maggie went into a lebian chat room and wasn't a lebian,and this girl asked her if she wanted to cyber. so she said yes. so they did. and when it was over, my friend goes "guess what?" and says "I'm a guy." and then the other person goes “guess what? I am too” I'm in a chat room right now and this guy goes "if no one here wants to cyber i'm leaving!" then this girl goes "oh my god cybering is so stupid it's only for people who can't get any in real life" 9/27/01 YESSSSSSSSS! Britney Spears is #1 on TRL!!! Oh yeah! For some reason Jackie Osborn doen'st like this song. It might jsut be becuz she has herpes and emotional problems. Just jokin jackie chill out. Anyway when I saw Micheal (Michal? Michel? Michael?) Jackson's new video I seriously thought it was some guy wearing a mask. My mother think Britney spears is a perv cuz of her new video. I think it's cool but that's just the difference between the generation gap I guess. 9/24/01 So what's up? Ya wanna know what's up here? SHANIQUA DON'T LIVE HERE NO MO!! and I'm also a SLAAAAaaave for you. Sorry I just thought I should get that out of the way so it won't be awkward later. I just gave about 50 people the adress to this site so if you're reading this and you haven't signed the guestbook then you are commiting a crime against humanity. God my life has become so boring! All my entries used to be so funny back in July and August and now there's nothing funny to write about.I guess it's the curse of living in Tipton. Umm, today me and Haley Allen spent Math singing Micheal (Michal? Michel? Michael?) Jackson songs. "BEAT IIIIIIT!" and "THILLEEEEER!" and "You Rock My World ya know ya did" oh and ya can't forget "It doesn't matter if ya black or white" See ya I guess. Dumb old Tipton. 9/20/01 So. There's not much going on right now. Have you seen Whatever It Takes? It's a funny movie. There are many exposed male buttocks though so I don't recommend it if you are weak of mind 9/16/01 Ok. So I went to my friend Kayla's site and she is a very sarcastic and groovy chic and she always makes fun of herself so she had an "about page" and she goes "I also play Bass Clarinet. Yesssssssss." HA HA HA. This is kinda of one of those "Ya had to be there" kinda moments isn't it............... 9/13/01 so I'm bored so I dcided to write some things to you. how many times have I told you now that one of my favorite things to do is write in this journal? today in music appreciation wewere talking about classical music and kara said "my brothers (becuz she has 2 older twin brothers) like classical music. they're gay. they sleep together." "no they don't really sleep together I'm just saying that." I thought that was funny. then my friend told my other friend in myguestbook to eat her ass out with a spoon. then last year me and my friend and me weretalking to susan (a very tall girl) and erik(a very short boy) and said "you 2 should go out"and susan said "yeah it's a good thing he's short." 9/09/01 Ok Lindsey! The only reason I haven't been writing is because SOME PEOPLE actually CARE about the national crisis!!!! lol. just joking lins. I am deeply saddened but finding out about the nations inpending future wins out over over making small wisecracks in my journal. So. I'm a SlAAAAAaaaaaaave. -For you! ha ha! I love that song! that's a pretty hot song. anyway, if for some reason our President does decide he wants to kill many more inocent people and go to war me and my friend Kate Penrod are going to become modern - day hippies. I'm gonna hang signs on my locker that say "Make Love, Not War". Seriously! I'm a pacifist I see no use in war. 9/09/01 So. My friend Lindsey has informed me that it's been too long since my last journal entry. oh well. JUST JOKING! Who COUlDN'T miss this? Anyway, everyone who saw the VMA's raise your hand! Go ahead! Raise your hand! I'm notgoing on til you raise your hand! Do it dammit! I'm never speaking to you again and will never write in this journal again if you don't! Ok thanx. So I was hyped about all the performances. If you watched it, go to my guestbook and write down which peromance you liked. Britney's (spears) dance with the 9 foot long snake was pretty groovy. U2 had a good show. Alicia Keys was good too. But Jay - Z sucked the big one so hard I'm surprised he didn't choke on it. 9/4/01 Ok what the fuck! Do you know how long it takes to develop black and white film? 2 fucking weeks!!!!!!! It takes COLOR film 2 days! How the fuck can it take 2 (yes, count em, 2! that also equals 14 days) weeks to develop something that only has a fourth of much color as color!!!!!!!!!! They better not be charging me daily or anything cuz I don't have enough for that! Ok I've vented I feel so much better. See why I love updating my website so much?? I really have nothing else to write about in my journal because nothing humorous has happened to me lately but I will inform you when something does. 9/2/01 this is something I saw on comedy central’s stand up comedy show. how do people work in offices? I couldn’t do that. I would be so bored. I mean, I would just be calling up like, 1-900 phone sex numbers and transfering them to other people who would start crying. “Lisa you have a personal call on Extension 26.” “Marketing this is Lisa.” “What are you wearing?” “Bill You have a call on Line 2.” “Accounting - Section 3, this is Bill.” “I wanna lick you. UUUUUhhhhhhhhh. Yeah.” 8/30/01 So I had my band over tonite. We have a name! Autophobia. None of us knew what it meant, so Lindsey goes "It means Fear of one's self." And Mackenzie goes "Well, we're gonna have to explain this to everybody cuz it sounds like you're afraid of cars."
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